Cornell Goggles

The way men rate women at Cornell University, usually in the Binary Scale either being a 1 (you will do her), or a 0 (you will not do her) in comparison to the 1-10 scale found anywhere else in the world.

Beer Goggles inhibited by a place, not a beverage.

Guy 1: "hey man check out the hottie who just walked out of Goldwin Smith"
Guy 2: "are you serious? she's a 0 take off your cornell goggles"
Guy 1: "i've been here so long, i'd do her"
Guy 2: "i probably would too"

by oneorzero February 18, 2008

almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles

last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.

by ken power September 5, 2007

Falcon Goggles

1. Similar to beer goggles, except only experienced by male cadets at United States Air Force Academy. Has the effect of improving the sexual appeal of any women to a greater extent than any alcohol could ever hope to achieve. Squids and Rats may also experience a similar effect.

2. Makes things look better then they actually are.

When the effects of the alcohol wore off, and all the girls at the bar still looked the same, Cadet X realized he might be wearing Falcon Goggles.

by Cadet IHTFP April 15, 2011

Rhino Goggles

similar to T-bag. You place your balls on the person's eyes so the penis looks like a horn.

Steve: Is that your dick? (looking at photo)
Rick: Yeah dude, I gave that girl Rhino goggles

by tydurden2000 January 25, 2009

Panda Goggles

Ejaculating on your partner's eye, right after having punched out the other eye. This will give the desired effect of one black and one white eye. Just like a panda!

Girl: "OW! What the hell are you doing?!"
*ejaculates on the other eye*
Guy: "PANDA GOGGLES!"

by Mediokrates March 4, 2010

Mongolian Goggles

When a man places his testicles over the eyes of a woman or someone incapacitated by alcohol for a sexual or joking purpose.

Frank was so wasted last night that when he passed out John gave him Mongolian Goggles.

by Coitus Maximus January 28, 2009

jesus goggles

If you say that someone is wearing Jesus goggles, you mean that that person has been so on fire for God that they think someone is more sexually attractive because they too have the same level of passion for Jesus instilled in their heart:

"How did you manage to get such a beautiful girlfriend when you look how you do?"
"Brah pls- Jesus is my wingman"

""Why is she dating him, he ain't fly"
"Ahh man homie, she must have her jesus goggles on tiggggghhhtttt"
"Ahmen to that"
"Mmmmhmmm"

by uj6tyjhvj March 29, 2015