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Illegally dumb

When someone’s just the highest level of stupid and dumb.
Person 1: get the dark colored one
Person 2: no! why dose it matter?
Person 1: because it’s the smart thing to do!
Person 2: I’m going to beat the shit out of you!!
Person 1: you’re just illegally dumb!!!!!
by Ponyplayer88 November 29, 2019
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illegal downloading

Downloading media (films, shows, games, music etc.) or software off websites for free where it is actually on sale. It is most commonly found off torrent sites such as Mininova. Although, they are found mostly of bittorrent sites, most of them are not aloud and deleted when they are found.the soon possibly defunct "The Pirate Bay" is one of the exceptions to this.

(I personally oppose piracy/illegal downloading but a lot of people surprisingly dont.)
You could get it legally, it will support the artist more than the evil mainstream record company!
Illegal downloading is (insert opinion here)
by Anonywave August 23, 2009
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illegal uturn

Pulling a man's genitalia between the legs without warning in order to perform felatio on him from behind. forbidden fruit bowl
My girl pulled an illegal uturn and sucked my junk between my legs.
by TypeOholic September 9, 2011
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Illegal fireworks

(1)A "term" that is used by a lot of paranoid UNAMERICAN sissies who have no knowledge causing the ban on all fireworks including the "safe & sane ones"
in general. Note not all states or areas has banned fireworks in general.

(2)Banned fireworks such as Cherry Bombs,Silver Salute, M-1000s 1/2 sticks of Dynamite etc that can cause great or mortal damage.
Man this Forth of July gonna sucks! The state police just ticketed me for having illegal fireworks & too them away!
by BruinKiller3469 March 24, 2009
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illegal profession

The correct term for the profession usually euphemized as the legal profession. Applies to attorneys, lawyers, solicitors, counselors, barristers, or what ever other euphemism they come up with for their profession.
The euphemism legal profession is used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to their profession due to the fact that most legislators either have already been, or eventually will become, attorneys.

Members of the illegal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.
by Downstrike August 31, 2005
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illegal phone

a phone from a different wireless service provider than the one a person is currently employed by (such phones are generally prohibited on the premises)
Ed can't use his Blackjack II while he's working at Verizon as it's an illegal phone.
by AlphaDawg79 December 9, 2008
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doing the illegals

When one has a Scheduled time to do drugs. I.e. Meth, cocaine, etc. Typically in a public bathroom, in a house, or even in public (if he/she is feeling frisky).
Man 1: "hey man! Where are you going?"

Man 2: "oh! It's 4:20!"

Man 1: "so?"

Man 2: "... I'm 'bout to be doing the illegals"
by Boddibingboddiboom July 10, 2016
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