sweaty guards

Just something funny to say when your teacher ask the class to be quiet

Class:
Me: SWEATY GUARDS

by Ddubswarriors March 17, 2020

Sweaty Homer

After a session of passion, putting a donut around your penis for dessert!

The sex was great, and the Sweaty Homer afterward was AMAZING! We had sprinkles.

by ScoJo December 13, 2008

Sweaty Handshake

When a girl gives you a handjob for the first time and she is nervous, so her hand is sweaty.

Becky gave me the grossest sweaty handshake last night.

by Carpanthers October 24, 2016

Poor and Sweaty

Refers to the condition of being down on your luck, isolated, forgotten or depressed. Usually a demeanor accompanied by a disheveled appearance. A condition which usually Illicits sympathy and or compassion. Can refer to humans or animals

The homeless man on the corner holding the sign asking for money was poor and sweaty.

by Uncle Ralph December 04, 2019

Sweaty Chinaman

When one man pisses on the top of another mans head so that when the piss slowly trickles down the man's forehead and nears his eyes, the recipient squints his eyes with his hair and forehead all soaking wet, looking like a Sweaty Chinaman.

If Daniel had not given Norm that sweaty chinaman at his birthday party last night ,I think the candles may have lit his eyebrows on fire.

by Pap-paw pee pants May 16, 2011

sweaty size

Obese people that order GO BIG serving with a diet coke.

Gimme two sweaty size combo's and a diet coke.

by EH of HB October 20, 2007

Sweaty Wiggins

An idiom for sweaty male genitals.

Dude, it's hot as balls out here. It's giving me a major sweaty Wiggins.

by blksphr August 17, 2016