Douche Sweater

the end result of a woman's pubic hairs being covered in toilet paper with urine, blood or other substances as a bonding agent.
I was going to go down on Stacy until I saw she was wearing her Douche Sweater
by KatieMcDuh March 07, 2011
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Your sweater

You gave her your sweater. It's just polyester but you like her better. I wish i was heather
I still remember the the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me then it did on you.
by Ihateforests August 19, 2020
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Turkey sweater

The moment the males excess ball sack skin folds back behind his own shaft.
Susan, NO, you know those pants give me a turkey sweater.
by DabMauFive November 04, 2017
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sweater fetish

An extreme love of guys in sweaters. Not always sexual but sometimes is. Sweaters are exceptionally great when paired with button downs.
That girl has a sweater fetish, that guy in a sweater is so attractive to her, it kinda turns her on a little, I don't think she wants it on him much longer.
by Sweaterfetisher November 27, 2014
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scrotum sweater

A thick layer of pubic hair that pertains only to men as its function is keeping the scrotum super toasty.
"Holy hot tamales, look at that guy's pubes!"
"That's a serious scrotum sweater he's got there!"
by hSak November 30, 2015
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Dick Sweater

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.
Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.
by JackGeorge June 02, 2009
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