Harper sealing

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.

Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts

by Egypt April 22, 2017

Stop fucking swearing

A response to people who ask you what your mother would do if she heard you cursing.

Student: What the fuck is going on with the lights cunt?

Teacher: What would your mother do if she just heard you?

Student: She’d tell me to stop fucking swearing!

by STOpfuckingswearing February 15, 2019

swelling

to go work out or enlarge your muscles

oh where were you?

i was at the gym swelling :)

by elizabeth16 June 25, 2008

sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog

sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.

Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.

by m milfton November 6, 2006

Sweating like a rapist

Analogy to refer to someone who is sweating profusely.

Usually referred to one belonging the larger human group.

<at the gym>
Guy 1: "Check out that dude!"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's sweating like a rapist"

by raarky April 20, 2004

stealing the monkey's banana

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.

David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

by Alex Conway January 20, 2009

Sweating like a scouser in Dixons

what one does when it's fucking hot!

Fuck me it's so hot I'm sweating like a scouser in Dixons

by eddie23 August 6, 2003