Gacha Summoner

Some random who saved the gacha world from corruption

Me: all hail the gacha summoner for beating up that corruption-obsessed whore

by chaos boy July 29, 2021

Sumo Florist

1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.

Origin: www.rathergood.com

1. I went to the Sumo Florist to buy some flowers.
2. The Sumo Florist sang about his cock.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

Sunmonkey

The minute that the sun appears, Sunmonkeys put on their shorts, parade around in sunglasses and try their very best to get a tan. They are usually the first ones to get sunburn.

Similar to a 'sun worshipper'.

"It's so sunny! Quick, hand me the sun cream!"
"OMG, you're such a Sunmonkey"

by Sunmonkey T May 11, 2008

Summon the Octopus

The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.

"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"

by bjbroderick February 28, 2009

Summoning the mud dragon

Colloquial term for taking a dump.

I really have to pop, so I will be summoning the mud dragon.

by KobraKommander July 4, 2018

Three Summon

When two incredibly hot women invite you to have a threesome with them.

Bob was three summoned by the chick with the big titties and the girl with the phat ass.

by crazyJMV February 26, 2010

Sermons

It is a complex oratorical form form with significant differences from religion to religion, denomination to denomination, region to region, and era to era.

Wid one hand He snatched
The sun from its socket,
And the other He clapped across the moon.

(by E.C.L. Adams 1876-1946 and published in 1928.)

by Kimberly Vaught July 8, 2004