suckass sucker

the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.

me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.

me: man, you are a suckass sucker.

friend: i know...kill me now.

by tonedog five January 18, 2005

compassion sucker

A friend who continually uses stories, forged tragic life events, and consequences from their own stupidity to invoke compassion and empathy for them until you are so sick of listening to their heart-wrenching drama that you lose all compassion for their general situation.

"I am SO depressed. I was rejected from med school again, I was born to be surgeon! Just because I scored really low on that stupid entrance exam doesn't mean I can't be a DOCTOR. So I'm applying for medical school for the 5th time next year."-Shawnda

"Wow...I feel so bad for you"-Nice person 1

"Nah, don't, she's a compassion sucker."-Former nice person 1

by Friendsss June 18, 2009

Glizzy sucker

A Glizzy sucker is someone that sucks d

I call my friends that

My friend is a Glizzy sucker

by Ayobish May 4, 2021

Sucker pocket

The pocket that is located at the back of your pants
It is called the "sucker pocket" cause it is easy to steal items from it

Don't put your phone in there for multiple reasons

Jimmy always puts his wallet in his sucker pocket, I was able to take cash from his wallet and put the wallet back in his pocket. To this day he doesn't get a single clue.

by Hotpies September 12, 2018

Time-sucker

Endless hours of useless and boring corporate meetings, called just for the sake of having meetings so the organizers can report to upper management that they called meetings. Rarely are refreshments provided, and the material could best and more efficiently be disseminated through email to employees.

Great - another Monday morning time-sucker.

by KImCobain March 5, 2015

Bubble Sucker

The unfortunate consequence of too much air being blown up the anus during the act of giving a rim job - resulting in gases being omitted back into the givers mouth.

Jack: I was giving a rusty trombone to some dude last night and he farted in my mouth.
Brent: Oh i hate becoming a bubble sucker.
Jack: Yeah, it tasted like tortilla chips.

by geordiedevil September 5, 2015

Dust Sucker

Woman who sucks off old men, hence removing the dust from their undersexed bodies.

That Red is a real dust sucker, she just loves the old guys.

by An Arse Bandit September 12, 2017