Strawberry Shortcake

Someone with golden-red/bronze hairs in their beard. Prominent with people from Aberdare, particularly a man called Mr. Short.

An avid fan of Fed Smoker. "What's up there chomo".

Popular quotes:- "Flecked Flag Down!" "Fuck aye cunt" "He loves water sports" "By Smec" (in reference to the previous conversation go to touchmycamerathroughthefence.org for more information) "Sob into a crusty sock".

Bleed: You got some ginger hair in your beard!

Mr. Short: No you purple nob cunt they brown hairs see.

Mr. Newton: Strawberry Shortcake!

Mr. Short: CUNT 6m shaft.

by MEMEMEOW69999 January 19, 2022

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Strawberry Shortcake

When you wake up to yo man playing the piano and then you guys have intercourse on the piano while he closes the lid and slams it on your head repeatedly and then nuts on your bloody scalp. the cum and blood mix resulting in a strawberry shortcake

Employee: “Hi Boss I need to call out of work for today”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.

by Finleyscallion April 17, 2022

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strawberry swirly

to fuck a woman while shes mensturating (having a period)

hey fuckface
what
have you had a strawberry swirly
no but i have had a strawberry
you are so twatiotic
i know

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

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Strawberry Starfish Duster

Referring to a man's mustache that presumably eats out bloody ass holes.

Man, Craig's strawberry starfish duster was in rare form tonight.

by DJMAYFIELD May 21, 2018

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strawberry swirl

When you 69 eachother and the female is on her period and the male cums in her mouth while he has her period blood on his mouth and they make out mixing the 2 liquids together, thus creating the lgendary Straberry Swirl. Nothing to do with punching... people lie!

Fucking morons.

Whats that you say? It's that time of the month again! well come on down, hurry up! don't plug up that stinky, bloody, cunt with no tampon. Lets creat a Strawberry Swirl you bloody bitch!

by Human-being December 18, 2005