The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.
by zachfree August 14, 2011
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When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.
Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.
by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011
Get the Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome mug.Way of measuring the creepiness of a stalker on a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the creepiest. To break it down:
1-3: Non-threatening stalker. Might be creepy but not always. Unlikely to force a meeting or conversation between themself and the stalkee.
4-6: Has the potential to seek the stalkee out, but won't for certain. The middle ground on the stalker level, for those stalkers whose motives you aren't sure of.
7-9: Creepy stalker. Will go out of his or her way to try and meet or converse with the stalkee. Never knowingly go to a place you may encounter a 7-9 level stalker by yourself.
10: File the restraining order.
1-3: Non-threatening stalker. Might be creepy but not always. Unlikely to force a meeting or conversation between themself and the stalkee.
4-6: Has the potential to seek the stalkee out, but won't for certain. The middle ground on the stalker level, for those stalkers whose motives you aren't sure of.
7-9: Creepy stalker. Will go out of his or her way to try and meet or converse with the stalkee. Never knowingly go to a place you may encounter a 7-9 level stalker by yourself.
10: File the restraining order.
by el greco January 22, 2007
Get the stalker level mug.A term given to someone who uses the power of their facebook to perve on other peoples facebook pages for an inapropriate amount of time learning more about their life then you do your own. Intensified to platinum if the stalkee is a complete stranger who is amongst the stalkers friends via the grapevine.
Person A : "Look at this hunk"
Person B : "Oooo how do you know him?"
Person A : "I don't, I found him whilst stalkerbooking"
Person B : "Oooo how do you know him?"
Person A : "I don't, I found him whilst stalkerbooking"
by Eggsbutnobacaan April 21, 2009
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Get the stalking mug.n. a person (usually female) that creates a Facebook/and or Myspace account, simply for the ability to stalk X-partners
Dude A, "That chick I dumped 2 weeks ago made a myspace account so she could see what I've been doing"
Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
by DudeA March 24, 2009
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