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How the Prince Stole Clitmas

The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.
Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.

Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017
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Memes I stole from Instagram v2000

A video some dumbass 15 year old aesthetic egirl took without permission. Nobody gives a damn because these instatard memes aren’t funny. The comments make it even worse
Retard: mEmEs I StOle fRoM iNsTaGrAm v20000000000 normal human with average iq : these aren’t funny you damn egirl
by some random jojotard May 22, 2020
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stole

taking something cool you like from somebody else, hoping they're insured.
Nerd 1: You stole my pocket protector!
Nerd 2: You stole my virginity!
by Mike Hawk is large 'n veiny January 29, 2012
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stolen hipness

Stolen hipness occurs when a person claims to having done something really cool at an earlier time when in fact they didn't.
Marvin claimed to have attended Woodstock in 1969 when in fact he worked as a bank teller. He was a classic example of stolen hipness.
by Louisiana Tiger March 25, 2020
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stovec

i was rinsin a stovec round the mead last nite
by Lee White September 5, 2003
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stole muh thunda

when someone elses problems, or moment to shine over shadows yours and wut u deserve
that bitch stole muh thunda!!!!! y did her dog haveta die???? now my doesnt matter!!!!
by scrubbies October 15, 2004
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black man stole my tv

when a black man breaks into you home and steals your tv while you are away or asleep. In most cases he is followed by his cousin with the vcr
by dxman1000 April 21, 2011
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