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Wide Stance

The laughable explanation you give an arresting undercover officer with whom you tried to initiate sexual activity by reaching with YOUR FOOT into HIS STALL and MAKING DIRECT CONTACT with HIS FOOT.
Senator Larry Craig didn't intend to initiate stall sex, he simply has a WIDE STANCE.
by Edman Graham September 8, 2007
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Staceyism

Staceyism

A religion, cult, or belief system that’s principles are found through random mediums of nature i.e. rain on a sunny day, crimes of passion, epiphanies of a narcissist, crying during orgasm. Followers usually worship the Virgin Goddess. The holistic philosophy is rooted deeply in an appreciation and indebtedness to dichotomy and integrations.
I recruited a new follower of Staceyism today!

She is a total Stacist!
by 1Founder February 7, 2009
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staycation

With the price of gas soaring, a staycation is what most Americans will experience during the summer of 2008.
by BeachSaint May 24, 2008
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stanced

a word used to describe anger, especially anger that may result in one becoming violent thus getting in a fighting stance (hence stanced)
That mf had me absolutely stanced when he insulted my friend.

I am so stanced right now I dare her to try to talk to me.
by bringvineback2k17 October 9, 2019
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Power Stance

when an arcitecture teacher bends over a drafting table with their feet spread far apart trying to help a student.
Mr. Deakyne used his power stance again.....

Haha, he always does that when he's helping me!
by cadprin October 28, 2016
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Stacey Campfield

Stacey Campfield is a douche that no woman would want to clean her vagina with.
Darliene: "Oh god, Janet! My vagina smells horrible!!!!!!!!!!!
Janet: "Well...maybe you need to douche?"

Darliene: "It is possible. What kind would you recommend?"
Janet: "Most likely something that smells summer fresh. However, under no circumstances, must you clean your puss puss with a Stacey Campfield douche! No woman should let him near her vajayjay!!!

And no woman ever will....
by Kitty Muffin Man! October 18, 2013
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B-Boy Stance

An ancient pose used by the hip hop & break dancing community in the 80's. The most popular stance is that of the arms crossed in front with hands under each arm pit while standing with head tilted slightly back. Although nobody of African American heritage does this anymore, it is mostly being kept alive today by out of touch white comedians and actors trying to act black. Usually accompanied by either a weak rhyme, beatbox or the term "yo".
"Rockin on the mic in a B-Boy Stance..." - RUN DMC
by LotusStyle September 2, 2005
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