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Despite what the "free thinkers" will tell you about how Starbucks is somehow going to take over the world (this isn't Austin Powers), their coffee is pretty good. I figured we would have learned our lesson from South Park.
Jilly: Starbucks is so dumb. Only sheep go there.
Billy: Yes, I'm sure sheep would probably enjoy the taste of good coffee as well.
starbucks by your moms hot lover December 28, 2005

starbucks whore 

one that drinks starbuck's everyday or drinks it whenever he has the chance.
Zach went to starbucks yesterday, the day before and today. He is such a starbucks whore.
starbucks whore by [AdAm] September 17, 2006

Starbucks Ninja

That guy who is able to cut in line at Starbucks without anyone noticing until it is too late.
That guy just walked in and already has his coffee, he is a Starbucks Ninja!
Starbucks Ninja by Ranger Mike April 1, 2009

Starfucker 

People who fly into space in magic bubbles and land on random planets. When they get to the planets they begin to have intimate relationships with the stars. Cussing at them, falling in love with them, having sex with them, spilling out the most intimate details of their heart to them. Soon all the stars know the secrets that most people save for their diaries and therapists. And these people, they are Starfuckers.

Oh, and the greatest band ever.
I think the definition of Starfucker pretty much is the example.
Starfucker by jinxglitter August 12, 2009

starbucks negro 

(n) A term of jest between African Americans to describe a black man or woman who is dressed nicely, generally outside of their normal way of dress.
e.g. Replacing baggy pants and sports jersey with a shirt and tie, potentially for a job interview, or other occasion where thug attire may be frowned upon.
One black man to another, dressed in a suit: "Oh, so you a starbucks negro now?"
starbucks negro by Kishaun January 11, 2009
Starbucks is an upscale coffee house that serves trendy coffee drinks, cappuccinos, frappuccinos, scones, etc. Starbucks is located in most urban/suburban areas throughought the US. I agree, Starbucks is expensive, but it's worth it.

MOST PEOPLE ON HERE WHO ARE BADMOUTHING STARBUCKS ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE THEY CAN'T AFFORD IT!
starbucks by heyitspat December 29, 2007