Stance

When a car or truck has wheels and tires that stick way out past the body lines.

Bruh, you see the stance on that ride? She thiccc

by The-expert January 3, 2021

horse stance

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018

Sideways Stance

Someone who gets roasted on the daily about their car and gets roasted by fettesben, oh and they think their car is supposed to be a "meme" just because fettesben roasted it

Do you see that?! He is getting roasted by fettesben! Hes being
Sideways stance!!

by SomeRandomDud June 13, 2017

Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one places their hand on the wall for physical support.

“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”

by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021

stance

The opinions that somebody expresses publicly about something

This is her stance on Women's Day

by anonymous February 22, 2024

Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.

Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.

by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011

Shikamaru power stance

Ha! I saw that. I do that all the time.

Hym "Ha! Shikamaru power stance. Great!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023