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stalin (verb)

The gay sex act that involves one man spraying shaving cream around his belly button and the other taking three pennies. One he inserts into his ass, the second he superglues to his right testicle and the third he flips. If it's heads he rips the penny off his right testicle and goes down on the other mans belly button and then spits the shaving cream the other mans eye like a wad of cum. If he flips tails he has to shit the penny out then punch the other man in the face while the other man is in the floor grabs his ankles and grabs him in a lawn mower position. The guy assuming the lawn mower position has to make the vroom vroom sound while pacing exactly 15 steps and fish for deposited penny.
I can't believe you just did the stalin (verb) last night, you sick fuck.
by Stalin June 1, 2014
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Hitler vs Stalin

When two teams you hate face each other, usually in a championship game
NFL: Super Bowl LIX will be between the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles
Everyone: this matchup is Hitler vs Stalin
by FK72 January 27, 2025
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Kier Stalin

A negative nickname for the British politician Kier Starmer.
The nickname was likely made public on the English, right-leaning shortform-content YouTube channel @itssidders to humorously compare the prime minister to Joseph Stalin; the Georgian-born former socialist dictator of Russia.
Kier Stalin has just been nerfed live on national tv. So everyone knows that the server admin Kier Stalin has been getting 3rd-partied by the entire UK player-base.(1)
Well, Kier Stalin did it again. (2)
So everyone knows that the server admin Kier Stalin has been absolutely 200-pumping all the UK players recently. (3)
(1) @itssidders. KEIR STARMER NERFED ! 😫😮 💨💦. A6JrsSLrUUg Accessed 2025-08-02
(2) @itssidders. UK PLAYERS NERFED ! 😫😮 💨💦. Ydk0-ngyv_w Accessed 2025-08-02

(3) @itssidders. UK PLAYER NERF UPDATE ! 😫😮 💨💦. A2fRSX2nQlM Accessed 2025-08-02
by Hubert Smith August 2, 2025
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Stalin

Soneone with great leadership skills who stands out gloriously but is actually very humble that few know of what he will do to other people and is capable of saving the world,which Stalins had already did numerous times,the first time freezing the germans,then helping the chinese red army and finally helped the viet cong.This eventually led to the defeat of so called mighty but in reality evil imperialist america.
Stalins are also very generous people that gives out free things equally to everyone while helping the working class by gulaging bourgeois and seizing all means of production.As a result,everyone likes Stalin and even animals will salute upon seeing Stalin.
Glorious leader Papa Stalin had saved the world again!
The KGB was set up by Papa Stalin to provide rations to the people and defeat the capitalist KFC.
Hail Papa Stalin else Gulag for that Capitalist Piggie spy.
by That anonymous hecker February 9, 2019
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clout stalin

Guy: “Aye look that’s Clout Stalin
Clout Stalin: “ Droppin soon”
by Clout Stalin May 2, 2018
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Stalin

That Russian guy who shaks women with his mustache, and ofcourse aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa those eyes he's full of communist cum, do not mess with atheist, or you end up killing yourself,
look at his small penis he's clearly a stalin
by 3 year old with a beard March 21, 2018
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