A Squeak

A squeak is a typical English person who migrates from England to Tasmania, Australia due to his love of incest. A squeak thrives on incest.
The only time a squeak has ever been near a pussy is during his birth. They usually have their tongue out the whole due to being such massive mummy’s boys.
A squeak is prone to fingering his butthole while watching the wiggles.
Squeaks are usually beaten up by females.
Bri: “hey Taylah- is that a squeak over there?”

Taylah: “hell yeah it is- u can tell by the brown stains on his fingers! Let beat him up for being an incestuous shitcunt!!”
by Flaaasssssss!!! December 11, 2019
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Squeaking

two lesbians with virtually no pubic hair scissoring, resulting in much squeaking.
"Uggh. Maribeth we're Squeaking again."
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Squeaking

To let out one small tear while being in an emotional state
Big D was squeaking after watching Taylor Swifts short film: All Too Well
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poop squeak

Like a command from the poop deck that is almost just a squeak. Having no guts and no glory.
His voice was like a squeak because of his fear of the enemy. He was just a poop squeak.
by websteroforegon January 13, 2007
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squeak takkie

To dominate the dance floor with all the moves you learn in the 90's.

"lighties watch out Nicole is going to squeak some heavy takkie at here 40th ."
"lighties watch out Nicole is going to squeak takkie at her 40th ."
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Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.
Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.
by Lushbeard July 11, 2017
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Balloon knot squeak

The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.
My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's
by Canadian not a cannotadian January 03, 2022
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