Spanked my Bacon!

Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.

Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!

Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.

A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!

by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011

spunkdunk

Spunkdunk is the name given to a a bucket full of cum, that a woman immerses her face in.

Wow, check out that chick. She is having a whale of a time in that spunkdunk. She's literally covered in jizz.

by Jon October 10, 2004

butt skunked

when your mom is being doubled teamed by 2 black people. its called butt skunked because a skunks ass is black white and then black again

Dude, your mom got butt skunked saturday. I was there

by timmy tom tom timmy tom June 28, 2010

skunked beer

Beer that has gone sour. Some bottles of beer have an overabundance of particulate matter evident when the contents are viewed through light.

This IPA appears to be skunked beer, and it tastes like shit.

by ozonekid December 14, 2013

skunked

to be stoned and drunk simultaniously

after that 12 pack and fat blunt of haze I was skunked.

by Val Mode May 13, 2005

Skunked

You are fucking doggie style. You pull out, jizz on the asshole, pee on top of the jizz, then you let him/her fart and spray it all over you.

You- "Dude, I was fucking this chic last night and I jizzed on her asshole and covered it in piss!".

friend- "What'd she do bro?"
You- "She farted on me man!?!?!?"
friend- "Bro, you got skunked!!"

by Tittypuck December 21, 2010

skunked

Intentionally farting in an attempt to get someone away from you.

This annoying bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I skunked in hopes that she couldn't tolerate my ass gas and would leave me the hell alone.

by challengersrt8 May 19, 2015