Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK

You’re a Landon Springer, go fuck yourself

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

Cheesy Springer Special

A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.

“Did you hear Darren have Brie a cheesy springer special?”
“Yeah man, I heard she had to go the ER”

by Bussyboi69 March 26, 2021

Rachel Springer

goofiest boul alive
some may ask if she has problem but she doesn’t

aka onion butt

Why is that girl running with her butt out?
Ohh she’s acting like a rachel springer.

by n7892 October 19, 2021

Ingrid Springer

She is a very nice woman very milf very good and very exited all the time

I like Ingrid Springer a lot

by Unkown00027 November 29, 2021

Quick Springer

A person (typically male) who gets horny and aroused quickly at any little thing that they find sexually exciting.

“Are you already hard? I barely touched you.”
“Yeah sorry, I'm a quick springer.”

“She didn’t stop squirming during that hardcore bondage scene in the movie, I don’t know why because it was gruesome.”
“You didn’t know? Shes a quick springer and likes that type of stuff.”

by Jazzylassy June 1, 2022

Jerry Springer Dead At 79

the former Cincinnati mayor and talk show host, died Thursday at his home in the Chicago area after a brief illness, according to his family. He was 79.

Jerry Springer Dead At 79, What?

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Jerry Springer Dies At 79

Jerry Springer, the controversial and influential talk show host who fused chaos and entertainment while showcasing the underbelly of America on daytime television, has died at the age of 79.

Springer’s family confirmed his death in a statement to Rolling Stone Thursday, noting that he died peacefully at his home in the suburbs of Chicago; while no cause of death was provided, it was reported recently that Springer had been diagnosed with cancer.

Jerry Springer Dies At 79 News Report

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023