new springfield

The place is filled with rednecks and red neck wannabes. There school not only have a yearly donkey basketball game when the players ride donkeys, but they also have a yearly tractor day where everyone drives there tractors to school. Which the wannabes just have there fucking ride lawnmowers. The roads are shit, the cops are petty as fuck, and if you don’t grow corn then why the fuck are you there? But they do have a subway.

Jim: where do you wanna go on spring break
Tod: I was thinking new Springfield

Jim: no.

by Springfield resident April 3, 2018

springfield avenue

A place of which all the toss pots decide to spend there days watching there gardens over grow and smoking weed in front of there chirldren

Springfield Avenue is such a dirty place I can’t express it enough

by Jackjojojo May 10, 2018

springfield avenue

A street in shirebrook where all the jobless scruffs live

I love on Springfield avenue

by Jackjojojo May 20, 2018

Springfield Heroin Corps

The Springfield Heroin Corps is a paramilitary branch consisting of 69 heroin addicted men and women hailing from the Springfield area.

Huns slabbering? Get the Springfield Heroin Corps

by Ron McNeill April 21, 2021

Zion Springfield

1. The most awesome person in the world.

2. Member of the band CrowHaven

3. Sexy Emo blond guy. :)

"OMG! its Zion Springfield *tackle*"

- quoted from Madeline East

"His voice...ohhh i love "

-qourted from breana (last name unknown)

by Iceyy March 9, 2009

Rick Springfield Envy

When someone's significant other is everything you're looking for and you long to have her like in the Rick Springfield hit "Jesse's Girl"

"My neighbor's fiancee lights up a room so much she gives me Rick Springfield envy"

by TheMan1573 March 31, 2025

Springfield Convent

An all girls school where the most holy girls go. They love spending time on their knees.....praying.

Wow the girl is so bad at netball she must be from Springfield Convent.

by Poespoespoespoes August 10, 2020