Spoonscest

The act of a Wetherspoon employee participating in sexual activity with another Wetherspoon employee

Tim Martin and John Hutson committed spoonscest the other night.

by Feythyweithy September 8, 2022

Spoons

A game where you drive past a negro, scream YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!!! And throw and spoon at them. And if you don’t hit them with the spoon, you have to get out, pick it up, and try to hit them again.

Hey John, wanna go to Compton and play spoons?

by Nigga killa March 16, 2023

Spoonsing

Being horny for or feeling sexual attraction towards metal spoons.

“Oh god, I’m spoonsing so hard right now,” he muttered staring into the utensil drawer.

by Crusty Spoon July 25, 2024

spoonsing

Being horny for or feeling sexual attraction towards metal spoons.

"Oh god, I'm spoonsing so hard right now," he muttered staring into the utensil drawer.

by Crusty Spoon July 25, 2024

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

spoonshots

A sex position where a person who would be considered the big spoon penetrates the little spoon.

*Person 1 and 2 are cuddling/spooning, person 1 is the big spoon*
Person 1: Im hard :(
Person 2: I can fix that :)
*Person 2 starts receiving spoonshots*

by AnonymousGzMember January 21, 2024

Spoonsnaffler

A person who frequents Wetherspoons for the purpose of stealing condiments.

"Mandy is a prolific Spoonsnaffler, I'm surprised he hasn't been caught"

by Harry Brown and Earl July 6, 2025