non spontaneous sexual

A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.

A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.

“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”

“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”

by Deefa23 March 19, 2024

spontaneously combust a nut

busting a surprisingly immediate nut

I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush

He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream

spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense

by Yourself34245 December 10, 2022

Spontaneous

This word isn’t funny, therefore it is undeserving of a funny definition.

Guy: Did you hear about the guy next door?
Guy 2: No! What happened?
Guy: His car spontaneously combusted! Haha!
Guy 2: That’s not funny Harold.

by Marco_Swirly November 16, 2020

calculatedly spontaneous

Being spontaneous in a calculated way. People who are calculatedly spontaneous have an ability to balance their own personality with themselves; linked with Many Personality Unorder.

When asked about his personality, John Doe just said "calculatedly spontaneous."

by Not Ericc January 29, 2020

Magically spontaneous

The difference between a cream-pie and a facial

I’m about to be magically spontaneous watch this...

by Chaunceythegod22 March 3, 2021

Spontaneous

Not Senzela

Senzela, who loves Texas A&M, is not spontaneous.

by spontaneousdefinition August 1, 2024

Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019