A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.
A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.
A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.
“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”
“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”
“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”
by Deefa23 March 19, 2024
Get the non spontaneous sexualmug. I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush
He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream
spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense
He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream
spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense
by Yourself34245 December 10, 2022
Get the spontaneously combust a nutmug. Guy: Did you hear about the guy next door?
Guy 2: No! What happened?
Guy: His car spontaneously combusted! Haha!
Guy 2: That’s not funny Harold.
Guy 2: No! What happened?
Guy: His car spontaneously combusted! Haha!
Guy 2: That’s not funny Harold.
by Marco_Swirly November 16, 2020
Get the Spontaneousmug. Being spontaneous in a calculated way. People who are calculatedly spontaneous have an ability to balance their own personality with themselves; linked with Many Personality Unorder.
by Not Ericc January 29, 2020
Get the calculatedly spontaneousmug. by Chaunceythegod22 March 3, 2021
Get the Magically spontaneousmug. Not Senzela
by spontaneousdefinition August 1, 2024
Get the Spontaneousmug. Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”
by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019
Get the Spontaneous anal combustionmug.