I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush
He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream
spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense
He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream
spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense
by Yourself34245 December 10, 2022
Last night, Mike and I were just having beer watching some TV, next thing I know theres 30 people in my apartment doing jäger bombs. It was a serious case of spontaneous turntuption
by Steve Brule April 02, 2015
I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.
by ClayJ September 09, 2008
by Chaunceythegod22 March 03, 2021
by Dougageddon February 16, 2021
Being spontaneous in a calculated way. People who are calculatedly spontaneous have an ability to balance their own personality with themselves; linked with Many Personality Unorder.
by Not Ericc January 30, 2020
"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"
by GinSeven February 04, 2010