Spawn Chi

1. n. Fermented Cabbage made from Korean children;

2. v. Children from Marin County - vis-a-vis Starbucks chi latte.

Def: 1. Kim Jong Il's kids made great spawn chi!

Def: 2. Consuela took the kids from Mill Valley to Starbucks for their daily chi latte. She calls the demanding little shits "spawn chi."

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Spawn

(n.) - Children, particularly annoying ones. SEE: Crotch-droppings.

Lady, please remove your spawn from the middle of the street before something fortunate for the rest of humanity occurs.

by cearbhaill November 24, 2009

Spawn of Satan

A really annoying kid, person, or one's mother-in-law.

Adam: Hey John, who're you talking to?
John: the spawn of Satan
Adam: Ah, your mother-in-law.

by Satan's Underdog January 4, 2012

Splaining

Kinda like mansplaining or womansplaining but just splaining in general. When someone explains something to you assuming that you have no knowledge of the subject.

Splaining:
you: breaths
splainer: well actually the origin of ... blah blah blah
you: i... i know
splainer: no, actually ... (a bunch of useless information you didn't ask for)

by 3 and also a half of a bear May 6, 2018

wog spawn

The semen from a male of African origin. Sometimes refered to as 'Coon Drops'. If the wog spawn is inpreganated into a female, after 9 months of incubation she will give birth to baby woglets. Most wog spawn does not make it to the female as most males 'pull out' and jizz on the females back (like they do in porno's)

"I sucked off coolio last night and he got his wog spawn all in my hair!"

by Nathan the great!!! March 7, 2008

spawn point

What you can never find in RL.

Theres no spawn points in RL!

by Snakes on Plane September 26, 2006

Spawn-Rape

v. 1. When a individual is killed immediately after spawning in a multiplayer shooter, such as Call of Duty.
2. When someone spawns directly in front of you and you spawn-rape them
3. In Call of Duty Black Ops, when you find a tactical insertion and wait and kill the player who spawns there eventually.

Steve: Damn! I should've known someone would have found my tactical insertion.
John: Yeah, they totally spawn-raped you bad

Jack: WTF!!! that stupid guy keeps spawn-raping me!
John: (feeling guilty that he knows all the spawn locations)

David: Argh! my ratio is down to 25:8 from these repeated spawn-rapes!

by CoDanalyst October 26, 2011