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Erving Speech

An attempt to convince a crowd of people something everyone knows is completely false, by using large words and constantly repeating ones self.
When the O.J. Simpson's lawyer tried to explain how O.J. was innocent, everyone knew it was going to be an Erving Speech.
by zachthewhack April 24, 2011
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impromptu speech

the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.

you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
person a : "yo dude im going to go the ggsa ie #1 for impromptu so that i dont have to prep.
person b : "duuuuude good idea good idea ill go too"

..... many months later ....

person a : "holy shit im dead i have impromptu i cried for a whole three days striahgt after having to talk about yoga pants"
person b: "it sure is the debate of the devil"

person a : "man o man never again will i do impromptu -- its like, the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.

you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
by dalto o o o n March 6, 2017
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Charlie Specht

Adjective: Possessing or demonstrating thoroughness, integrity and tenacity especially when investigating.
This research project is taking a ton of time, but I want to be as Charlie Specht about it as possible so I get it right.
by Mk16670 December 2, 2018
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A Recognize Speech

The explanation you provided to your love interest of why they should give you a chance.
I can't do it no more. It's been 2 years of waiting. She needs to stop looking for Mr. Right when I'm right here. I'm about to drop A Recognize Speech on her and see what happens,
by MWstein November 19, 2016
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internet speech

see also text talk.

A form of speech popularized by teens and young adults who spend too much time on the internet. This is similar to text talk, however shortened phrases and words commonly used on forums, email, and social media are being said out loud in regular speech. Most commonly referred as an online form of speech, where it only happens in text form when on the internet, but that's not always the case.
I spoke in internet speech to my friends, and they could barely understand me.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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High Capacity Assault Speech

A Neo-Orwellian Democrat phrase, intentionally created with a wide-sweeping and ambiguous scope, used to define what was once formerly known as "telling the truth", or the dangerous use of using maths and statistics to prove someone else wrong.
"I tried to tell Brenda that gun deaths are an epidemic within America, to which she responded with High Capacity Assault Speech, explaining that gun deaths aren't even in the top ten causes of death in the United States. And there are, in fact, more deaths caused by hands, feet, knives, and blunt instruments by a magnitude of about eighty. I have reported her to the thought police so that she may be dealt with swiftly, and that our Holy Narrative may be protected."
by Krythic May 15, 2021
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hate speach

any one can make a hate speach from zionist,black nationalist,white natioanlist,Communist,marxist To mainstream politicans. hate speach is when someone advocates hatred towards another group of people
farrakan is famous for anti-white hate speach
by NLR718 June 11, 2006
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