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Poor mans speedball

Heroin and crystal meth.

As opposed to heroin and coke.
I can’t afford an 8ball of coke after buying a brick of H, so I’m gonna have to grab a point of meth and do a poor mans speedball
by Brwneyedgrl1985 December 21, 2018
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granite city speedball

Dude, me and Timmy did some Granite city speedballs last night, that shuts intense.
by Extrabitchypuddin August 21, 2016
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Ben Franklin Speedball

On a stormy day or night with thunder and lightning impress your friends with this exhilarating party maneuver. 1) Do a shot of your favorite hard booze. (2) Immediately start flying a kite. (3) Once kite is fully in flight, light up a spliff and smoke it while flying the kite. (4) Keep the kite up until said spliff is gone.
This storm is gnarly. Hey! Who wants to do a Ben Franklin Speedball?
by Downtown Dogtown October 26, 2010
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Poor Man's Speedball

A poor man's speedball is an alternate version the speedball, a mix of heroin and cocaine, consisting of a mix of NyQuil and a high caffeine Beveridge, usually coffee or a cheap energy drink.
Shitdick: bruv I was gonna go do a few lines but my electric bill cost more than I thought so you best believe I'm rocking that poor man's speedball tonight.

Craig: wouldn't it cost less to just buy weed? Like how is this an economically sound way of getting high, this doesn't make any sense...
by Sauce puppet March 8, 2020
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Tallahassee Speedball

Putting starburst and Skittles in a bottles of Mt. Dew, and when the Dew is drank, one is left with a congealed ball of starburst, Skittles, and Mt. Dew.
Before gym, he shotgunned a Tallahassee Speedball, and had a stroke on the track.
by Jakestastyballs January 6, 2020
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Mormon Speedball

A combination of Dayquil plus Nyquil.

(Courtesy of EIS)
A: Did you hear about Justin?

B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
by neuro_nick January 2, 2017
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betty ford speedball

Named after the Betty Ford clinic. It is a drink mix consisting of coffee and alcohol. Uppers to bring you up and downers to bring you back down.
I drank way to much last night I need a Betty Ford speedball
by Gunt chuck May 2, 2018
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