Anal Spear

When you don't want anal sex cus it's gross but a woman wants to, you get a spear, javelin, fire poker, or anything long and sharp (at least 3 feet), then shove it up their ass as hard as you can, until they bleed, or die

Jim: hey dude, my bitch wants anal what the fuck should i do?
Dave: haven't you heard of the move Anal Spear?
Jim: oh yeah, can i have your fire poker for a sec?

by NIIINJAYouthoughtlol August 23, 2020

Spear the Starfish

To Spear the Starfish, Starfish Spear someone, or Starfish Spearing is the act of inserting one's tongue in the starfish or anus of a partner, best done as a surprise when they are not expecting it. Beyond rimming and beyond merely starfish kissing, but actually inserting the tongue. Works best when you first relax the sphincter, perhaps by digital manipulation, so that it gapes, then pulling the ass cheeks apart as far as possible, allowing the entire tongue to slide in and out. For the partner with the tongue, if squeamish, give prior repeated enemas, porn movie style, until the liquid runs clear.

Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.

She never expected it, as I was flogging her on the spanking bench, her but cheeks spread wide, when I leaned in and deep to Spear the Starfish.

by CrotchGourmet March 15, 2022

arctic spear

The sexual act characterized by the jumping of the male off of a cabinet or similar piece of furniture and attempting to "spear" the female with his penis in whatever hole he can; highly advised not to miss, or you'll break your dick off

Baby I'm feeling adventurous, like an explorer. Can we try the arctic spear tonight?

by Speedskater January 26, 2014

clit spear

The offensive counter attack to the defenive move known as a cock block (or twat block)

Bro: Whoa, she just clit speared straight through your cock block bro. She must be really in to me!

by asenda July 6, 2016

stilton spear

a penis with a fungal infection that smells bad

The unrelenting orgasms from his stilton sword hammering my clunge pool made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. I can't wait to chow down on the man fat from his tallywacker. My gaping clam cavern was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The slamming makes me spit my minge monsoon all over his stilton sword. When he removed his pink tractor beam from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the corn-eyed butt snake off his stilton spear.

by amber blak January 14, 2013

brittany spears

a. a girl's vagina
b. a pantyless person

a. if your gonna open your legs wear some panties i dont need to see your Brittany Spears.
b. Girl did you see that brittany spears over there flashin her you-know-what to the world

by A.Storr May 14, 2007

Brtiney Spears

1. A hoe (like her) that got prego.

Britney Spears actually is a by-product of the "sex-sells" scheme in this pathetic world. She's often seen engaging in sexually deviant acts.

Many people lost respect to her because she's a prime example of what GIRLS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO! AND HER carreer was just helped by her so called "beautiful body" that used to shake her mammary glands (tits) on her videos.

She's cute. But inside her lies an evil, ugly looing monster looking to cob your nob. RIGHT KEVIN FEDERLINE?

Brtiney Spears is a prego hoe. Right???

by Damn Damn Danno October 1, 2005