John-spawn

Your mother being a prostitute

To be the son or daughter of a John

"What the hell would you know?, You're a f**king John-spawn"

by Jamesalberta December 10, 2008

L spawn

the birth of a person in an unfavorable environment. It can also mean characteristics that are unattractive to society, which a person did not choose, such as a name or height

"John?! Imagine you being born and named as John.. Unlucky bro, L spawn" – SchroedingerLee

by anonymous May 9, 2023

spawn jockey

A professional sperm donor.

Alfred recently became a spawn jockey, and was coming up with an extra grand a month.

by ElCommissioner October 1, 2017

demonic spawn

It is a demonic child

Yo that demonic spawn while I was babysitting was torture.

by Lion Lone Wolf July 31, 2020

Spawn Rusher

In FPS people run into your spawn piont, with an overpowered weapon i.e. a silenced UMP. Spraying and killing half your team in one go, before anyone is able to react.

The classic Spawn Rusher
These people would use a UMP weapon, or any submachine gun.
Perk1 marathon,
Perk2 lightweigth (because they are),
Perk3 Ninja

by Cadrow January 16, 2011

Spawn of Ugly

A play-on of Spawn of Satan. Used to describe a very ugly coworker or person you know and openly mock. A reject to society that will NEVER do it with anyone not blind or mentally sane.

Paul-"Look at Jessica, she is SO ugly, I'd never do her!"

James-"Shes not just ugly, shes the Spawn of Ugly."

Paul-"True that."

by *NOT_THE_SPAWN_OF_UGLY* June 23, 2010

Spawn Kills

When you are a high school senior, and you bang a grade freshman

"yo do hear about Owen?"
"yeah yo i heard he got 10 spawn kills"

by Eroc Ticcson March 6, 2018