spastik dust

Spastik dust aka ketamin ( regretamine) horse tranq, its a party drug that leads too mass k-holes all over the gaff!! Its a naughty drug which is meant for horses to take after they've won the grand national at the grand national after party.

Dupree; u fancy gettin on da spastik dust 2nite fam?
Uncle fester; yea tree, I'm rackin a line of da coconut smellin shizzle now
Dupree; yea g do dat 4 a man
Uncle fester; jheeeeeeeeeez man's supp pin dat hooole
Dupree; is it good k family tree
Uncle fester; yea dis niggaz k-ing in ma hole

by special kaaaaay August 10, 2010

Spastic Squeaker

A Spastic Squeaker is a type of person who always Squeaks when they talk, they also refuse being called a Squeaker.

most Squeakers are very retarded and they act like spastics all they time, they make fucking retarded body movements, sounds such as a fucking pterodactyl and make really dumb and retarded faces.

These fags are mostly found playing games such as Call Of Duty, Fortnite and Overwatch, they are also ultra common in a school playground or even any playground.

Sceptic: "HeY guYs ThAnks FOr The DOO NOO
28 year old in chat: " Kid you're fucking seven shut up you fucking spastic squeaker".
Sceptic: " REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by McKFC February 2, 2019

Spastic

In other words skattz

Muscle spasms can’t talk properly and can’t move without twitching

Oh shit it’s a skattz or he’s a skattafrinic and spastic

by Official Oxford dictionary Uk February 6, 2020

spastico

When a old European man calls some young girls ex boyfriend a spastic

Your ex boyfriend is a spastico

by Biriani June 9, 2021

Spastic

Troy/Tracy blond hair blue eyes

You are a spastic

by Phoebe kelly March 12, 2022

Hyper Spastic Beatdown

The only true solution to a spak attack.

there's too many of them! the only thing that can save us now is the Hyper Spasic Beatdown.

by cnuts16 February 17, 2004

Going spastic

Usually used in clubs/rave/gigs when you lose control of your body due to the music and you're blissfully jumping around, flailing arms and legs about, punching the air, swaying, bumping and generally creating a wide area around you.

Yuna: Last night was a riot, I ache all over!
Blake: Oh mate, that Calyx track kicked in and you were going spastic!
Yuna: Oh, yeah, Illusions.. I lost it there a bit
Blake: Yes indeed! You made your own mosh pit!
Yuna: No regrets

by Talonz February 20, 2010