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Spastic

A man that shits on his kitchen floor and then falls asleep naked on the couch
“Steve the spastic shit on the kitchen floor Eddie” - Louise
by Stevepisseshimselfwhendrunk August 22, 2025
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Spastic

A derogatory term used to describe a complete moron/idiot.
What genius thought it was a good idea to promote a spastic like Russell, he can barely string a sentence together.
by Lydia12312 July 13, 2022
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Spastic

the correct definition is someone with cerebral palsy, my definition is someone who acts stupid in the moment.
person 1: *drops pen*
person 2: “hahaha you’re spastic”
person 1: “no you’re spastic”
by soton menace November 22, 2021
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Drastic-Spastic-Mastic

Pretty self defined. A town on Long Island that is considered the “ghettoist” of them all. Has it’s own IG @only_in_mastic where you can preview all the “ghetto shit” that goes on down there. A once beautiful sea side town turned inside out by drugs, white boy wannabe “thugs”, and a complete “white trash” breed of their own. “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” is full of backstabbing trash bag whores named Alyssa Taverna who is a “cum guzzler” and now houses David J. D’amore I I who put the “Swindle” in “Swindlehurst” him being there now is not doing Mastic any better. Can a town this bad get any worse? Yasss! The reservation aka: “tha Rez” is where you hear gun shots and can score pretty much anything, yes including cheap gas and cigs.
Put on your Kevlar we are heading into “the no go zone” “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic where literally ANYTHING can happen including Bully Joel the famous bull that took a run through the town of Mastic lmfao people are “Drastic” they are “Spastic” and obviously from “Mastic”
by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
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rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
by keyline September 21, 2017
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Spastic

Someone who is just dumb or does dumb things, can also be used for someone who makes a stupid mistake
Seriously ur so dumb, like ur an actual spastic”
by Bhafc_999fīñ November 21, 2021
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Spastic

A term used to describe people with cerebral palsy, commonly used as an insult to people being clumsy.
Clumsy person: ah shit I dropped a plate
Mate: you fuckin spastic, clean it up
by S0me Dude April 9, 2023
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