sour tube

When you bust a load into somebodys rectum, they fart it out into a test tube, mix it with food coloring, shake it up, and sell it as that sour gooey stuff.

Mike Schmitt made a sour tube with the help of Pete.

by The LINDus River Valley October 14, 2003

sour tabs

License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.

Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."

Duder 2: "For what?"

Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."

Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."

by westfalia January 8, 2010

Sour Stomach

When your burps are more disgusting than your farts.

Do you have a sour stomach? Your breath smells like actual vomit.

by FleshyAcorn February 29, 2016

sour puss

What you get from inadvertently picking up a soured washcloth to wash your face. The smell soaks into your skin and cannot be removed.Only after a new layer of skin is formed will the smell begin to fade.

Echhh! I got sour puss off that wash rag!!!

by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011

sour mash

(v) when a man cannot get an erection, but proceeds with the act of coitis anyways

etymology - the limp penis is mashed against the vagina resulting in a poor (or sour) sexual experience; the term also alludes to whiskey dick, as sour mash is the name for a process in the distilling industry that uses material from an older batch of mash to start fermentation in the batch currently being made

After consuming a fifth of Jack Daniels, and suffering from whiskey dick, Larry sour mashed Lindsay anyways.

by Lucius Bertolli November 5, 2009

sour deez

that up north shit(dat piff). potent ass weed.I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT

YO I GOT THAT "SOUR DEEZ"

by THE-GENERAL October 9, 2008

Sour crotch

noun: a vagine or a cocx that's in a state of "not-so-fresh-feeling

adjective: a PMS-y, friggin' bitch

"She is such a sour crotch. She needs a tampon change. ASAP!"

by BtchenB December 17, 2009