what has 4 letters and sometimes has 9

a statement, because w-h-a-t has 4 letters and s-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s has nine.

freind 1: What has 4 letters and sometimes has 9?
feind 2: Impossible!
fiend 1: its a statement
friend 2: good one. now go away

by ishu4 May 01, 2023

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!

by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
HUUUUhddJSUGYDSDKUHDHGUDBUJWYDYJLAKSJLKDLJSHIDHKNEKBDIFHLSNDBKS

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese

kraft mac n cheese sucks and is not real macaroni and cheese yet sometimes you have to just do what you don’t want to; hence, sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese

person a: i wanna go to the game but my mom is making me watch my brother.

person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.

by ndjsikslsosudhbdd May 01, 2018

ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ 🤷sometimes✨i🙁don't😢wanna😱be😼happy🧚don't✋hold😇it🤪against😈me🙆

ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ 🤷sometimes✨i🙁don't😢wanna😱be😼happy🧚don't✋hold😇it🤪against😈me🙆

ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ 🤷sometimes✨i🙁don't😢wanna😱be😼happy🧚don't✋hold😇it🤪against😈me🙆

by aabcshsdjekaeka October 22, 2020

Sometiming Dick

Sex from a man not as often as you like or when he wants it, but not when you want it.

He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick

by Nicky Bobbi September 23, 2022

That Plane Has to Land Sometime

The unaffordable expenses that occur after one arrives at a destination.

A wedding is being planned and the high a maintenance bride who is a stewardess and is reasoning with everyone that she wants the wedding to be in Hawaii. She explains that she can get very low cost flight tickets for everyone. Many in the two families want to go but are not that well off. Someone says "yes, but that plane has to land sometime." That means that the low cost flight tickets are appreciated but the huge expenses start once the plane has landed like taxi cabs or limos, motel rooms in Hawaii, tipping skycaps, cabs, luggage handlers, buying drinks at a renowned resort where prices are inflated, thus the idea of low cost flight tickets is irrelevant.

"That Plane" is a bit of a take on "those plans."

by telltale August 31, 2013