Soccer

A slower, easier, wimpier version of hockey. Boring. Guys tend to fall on the field crying after barely any contact and the refs give out red cards for nothing.

*watching soccer on tv*

guy 1: this is gay

guy 2: yeah check out if there's hockey on. i cant watch this shit any longer

by hockey126 February 17, 2009

soccer

oranized running

who's ready for some organized running..?

by anon. May 11, 2003

soccer

An alternatuve to the gay bar for picking up fellow homosexuals.

The tool box is always so crowded on fridays, lets go meet some guys at the soccer field.

by rlt June 14, 2006

soccer

1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.

The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.

by A. Hick July 23, 2006

Soccer

No such thing... it's fucking football

American cunt: Let's play soccer!
Me: Fuck off you daft twat it's called football

by Pezza December 08, 2016

Soccer

A sport where the person who can shove a sock up their ass the farthest wins. The other one is when you kick other peoples balls.

"I challenge you to soccer!"

by Stufffromjosh January 02, 2020

Soccer

Americanisation at its finest

It's called FOOTBALL, not soccer, FOOTBALL!

by ISB-021 July 23, 2020