Soccer

A slower, easier, wimpier version of hockey. Boring. Guys tend to fall on the field crying after barely any contact and the refs give out red cards for nothing.

*watching soccer on tv*

guy 1: this is gay

guy 2: yeah check out if there's hockey on. i cant watch this shit any longer

by hockey126 February 16, 2009

soccer

oranized running

who's ready for some organized running..?

by anon. May 10, 2003

soccer

An alternatuve to the gay bar for picking up fellow homosexuals.

The tool box is always so crowded on fridays, lets go meet some guys at the soccer field.

by rlt June 17, 2006

soccer

1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.

The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

Soccer

A sport that is played all over the world. Is called football to all non - u.s. people. Soccer is amazing and a better sport then most other ones.

The middle school soccer team one ever single game except one which was against professionals.

by Soccer4628 May 27, 2017

Soccer

The American/British name for European football. (Disputed) It’s a complex sport favored by many in the world. But let’s just clear this up, DIFFERENT PEOPLE CAN ENJOY DIFFERENT SPORTS. Sthu about this “pussy sport” shit. Every sport has its difficulties; soccer players have to play a ninety minute game mostly using only their feet, requiring skill and talent(which many ignore) and when they get injured, it’s usually pretty bad, American football players have a variety of hardships such as ramming straight into other players using their bodies as a human wall getting pummeled and pummeling back, wide receivers sprint down the length of the field catching a one pound ball that flies toward you at sixty miles an hour facing a risk of breaking every bone in ur hand and wrist , baseball players hit balls flying toward them at circa 100 miles an hour facing down the risk of being hit, which can injure severely. So let’s just end this pussy shit. In fact, this was just a way of dissing upper middle class little caucasian kids running around while their moms pay thousands of dollars for club sports. This wasn’t even started for dissing the sport. I play football, baseball and soccer, and they’re each challenging in their own ways. Baseball requires coordination, football requires strength, and soccer requires agility. But do you know what they all need? Effort. So let’s settle this argument once and for all.

Soccer is not a pussy sport, nor is football or baseball, or any sport for that matter.

by Oldhickorycwock April 21, 2019

Soccer

Abbreviation of 'Association Football'.

A playground game of skill involving two teams, a ball, and a goal at each end. The goal of the game is to score goals in the opponent's goal using just your feet.

The best players have dedicated hours to fitness and technique. However it is a very achievable sport and any serious primary school champion is probably comparable to the top professional players.

The popularity of this sport is a mystery. Scientists believe it has something to do with its simplicity.

Most people have played the game, most people understand the core elements, and the vast majority of the population are either extroverted or sports fans.

Many take issue with football's overpaid players, its strange politics and its homo-eroticism, and while it is a non-contact sport, supporting football has become its own contact sport.

It is also worth noting that 'soccer' fans are very easy to offend, will probably have issues with this sentence, and have bought into a neo-religious lifestyle.

Our soccer, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.

by MESSIeater July 1, 2017