will snyder

hes one gay ass motha fucka

man thats one big will snyder over there

by jack duh chun May 6, 2018

Snyder time

Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.

“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”

by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021

Ruhan Snyders

Ruhan Snyders, the Great White Hope...or should I say Dope? He's like a sunburned sloth who thinks his lame Afrikaans jokes are as potent as his ancestors' apartheid laws, but really, he couldn't be any less threatening than a plate of soggy pap. And his attempts at racial equality are like trying to teach a sea cucumber how to tap dance—pointless and comically sad.

Did you see that Ruhan Snyders trying to hit on the waitress? He's such a Great White Dope, expecting a tip for his lousy stand-up routine instead of payment for the damages done by his kind.

by GobbleMikeHawke April 27, 2024

Charles snyder

Probably the smartest most cunning individual you will ever meet. One tough mother effer
Makes the best cabinets in all the land

Where did you get those cabinets? From charles snyder! Oh damn those be the best cabinets in all the land

by Cabinet guy November 9, 2022

snyder the spider

The theatrical bad ass who did nothing wrong in the hit play newsies. He was a just man doing what he thought necessary for the good of new york

That's snyder the spider he runs a place called the refuge for under age kids

by Aurek March 4, 2025

Lara Snyder

Crazy ass bitch who serves looks! Also her best friend is Cameron Colling.

Joe: Do you know who Lara Snyder is?
Amanda: Yea she’s crazy

by joejoejoejoejoejoejoejoe2 April 24, 2019

Snyder

Snyder is a small down in South western oklahoma. Its one of the worst towns in oklahoma. There is literally nothing there to do except drugs, have sex and catch a disease, or fight. Most havent heard of Snyder but when they hear the name the first thing that pops up in their head is piece of s*** houses and a bunch of crack heads.

"Hey wanna go catch aids and smoke meth?" "Sure let's go to Snyder everything we need it there.

by Fuck my ass please April 20, 2018