Snyder time

Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.

“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”

by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021

Snyderism

The overly radical belief that any film, show, or miniseries created by an individual other than Zack Snyder is inferior to his work, often refusing to acknowledge different opinions or even harassing others for having said different opinions.

The overall success of James Gunn's 'Supermam' has resulted in the unsettling rise of Snyderism.

by FelGuardianX August 16, 2025

payton snyder

One of the best girls you'll ever meet

Payton Snyder is a very kind and loving person. She won't show that she cares but she really does.

by PoonDestroyer40 May 30, 2018

miss snyder

A lady who has a really squeaky voice and is a english teacher. She is always so boring and is hated by all the men in the world. Every man she tries to flirt with always ends up punching her in the face. Even in school she tries

Oh no, I have English with miss snyder
She is sooooo boring

by jeeeeeeeeeeeeeef October 5, 2017

Snyder High School

The greatest high school in Jersey City. Also it’s one person named Yardan Dawg, he’s chill dawg. Also someone else named Patrick Dawg, he’s cute dawg. Oh yeah btw my sister named Shyntee is the best cheerleader.

Omg, I can’t wait to go to Snyder High School to see Patrick Dawg.

by Patxpluckable September 21, 2021

Snyder

Snyder is a small down in South western oklahoma. Its one of the worst towns in oklahoma. There is literally nothing there to do except drugs, have sex and catch a disease, or fight. Most havent heard of Snyder but when they hear the name the first thing that pops up in their head is piece of s*** houses and a bunch of crack heads.

"Hey wanna go catch aids and smoke meth?" "Sure let's go to Snyder everything we need it there.

by Fuck my ass please April 20, 2018

Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder

Definition here: Rory's playing Hartland Snyder, like a blast from the past, but in Oppenheimer

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?

Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!

by courtofowls September 6, 2023