Quiff Sniff

1)The replacement term for douche bag douch doucher dbag and any other variation of the term originally used by "booger" from revenge of the nerds.

2) A person or a group of people that constantly refer to others as douches, DBS, douch bags

1) Clefus: Grubbs is a quiff sniffer.
Mateo: whats that?
Clefus : Someone that calls everyone a variation of a douche bag possible.
tool nerd queer fag retard gay lazy crazypiece of shitPoserselloutidiotloserbumworthlessscumjerkbitch cunt dildo assassholedouche douchbagdickliarclown

by Clefus June 14, 2013

Neck Sniff

What retarded roblox Papers Please roleplayers will typically say to you whilst you line up to stop being an immigrant. These people usually live with their parents and make their avatar look like they're 30-40 when really they are a nine year old using the vocabulary of a 4th grader.

"Hey, stop that neck sniff, you can't be neck sniffing in line!" -Jimmy Retardo

by Xylaphone March 29, 2019

Give me a sniff

To get access to or obtain the privelage of having relations with a beautiful woman. To ask for approval or acceptance from a friend or colleague when obtaining something of personal value or worth.

While sitting at the bar two attractive women approached my friends and I. As they approached, Tyrone asked the tall lady with the apple bottom, "What does it take for a playa like me to get a sniff?"

A business deal is underway and a personal friend of one of the men in the deal enters the room. After hearing what is being discussed, he asks, "give me a sniff" with some of that action.

by JQB Deezy October 17, 2009

Sniff

To burry your face into something and enjoy the a Aroma

Kiersten : Damn Chad all this sex is making me need to take a shit!
Chad : Ok i'll wait! Oh what do we have here!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Chad What The Fuck!
Chad : Sorry just thought I would Sniff your panties till you got back damn they smell good!
Kiersten : O How cute well I do have a great smellin crotch don't I now!
Chad : You bet so why don't you hop back into bed and let me Sniff it too!
Kiersten : Weeeeee!

by SlopNChop February 25, 2017

Sniffys

The Sniffys, widely known as "scratch and sniff" is a condition where you have the urge at all times to scratch and sniff your "balls" and or "sack". It is VERY well known in the furry and gamer communities, usually starts with a ball fetish. ( I am very experienced since I am currently going through the Sniffys)

Man 1: I'm pretty sure Jon has the Sniffys.
Man 2: Yeah I think so too.
John: I don't have the Sniffys!

by Sniffysymtoms June 19, 2020

courtesy sniff

When someone smells something gross and says, "ugh, nasty! Do you smell that?" and you breathe deeply to take in the smell and confirm said nastiness, you have just performed a courtesy sniff.

George: Gross, I think the cat peed on my rug. Paul, will you come give it a courtesy sniff?

Paul: (bends face towards rug and breathes in) Dude, yeah, cat totally peed on your rug. Sorry, bro.

by pseudonym jr August 28, 2011

sniff-sicle

the art or action of removing a bicycle seat(usually the quick release type) and hold it in front of you by the post like a pop-sicle and taking periodic sniffs or wofts from the seat area with the goal of smelling whatever aromas that are emitting from said seat, for the best results this usually takes place right after the seat in question has been sat on or "ridden".
the most popular smells or "flavours" are usually from a womans(pussy smell) bicycle seat but some also prefer the one from males(smegma, ball sweat) or the universal ass smell.
some are also known for the trifecta of smells which many people seem to get maximum enjoyment.
Some also consider this to be a fetish but it only seems to be popular in parts of thailand.

Angela-"hey Tom that was an awesome bike ride and its a hot day too, im all sweaty"
Tom-"I know it was awesome, and now we will be able to each enjoy eachothers sniff-sicle"
Angela-"I totally agree lets just hold them here and sniff away"
Tom-"YES LETS!

by canadianwintersaretoolong September 10, 2010