Bench Sniffer

Shamefully sycophantic person so needy for connection with the object of their desire they'd do anything to experience an intimate detail of said person's physique, including rushing to sniff the bench they'd just been sitting on.

Larry is always kissing my ass and making clumsy, desperate attempts to spend time with me. He's such a fucking bench sniffer.

by Stitches February 6, 2015

Queef Sniffer

Someone who sniffs queefs for a living and/or for fun

*High School Reunion*
"Hey brad what do you do for a living?"
"I am a queef sniffer"
"Wow how can I be more like you?"

by the walking DICKtionary October 14, 2016

Pickle-sniffer

A person, of either gender, who performs oral sex on a man

Guy 1: Mike is a real pickle-sniffer
Guy 2: I heard he sniffed 3 pickles in a single night once

by perreault2017 October 10, 2018

Hippo Sniffer

When you drink too much at the club and your friends see you with rather large women, they consider you a HIPPO SNIFFER.

Friend: Holy fuck mate, that wanker is a HIPPO SNIFFER' again!

by feelmypain July 13, 2011

chatroom sniffer

A chatroom snffer is someone who has a hard time adopting to new members in a online chat room,,,, They become paranoid when they see a new person,,,, they try to get as much info on the new person as possible because they are paranoid

The chatroom sniffer asked me 100 questions because she didnt feel confortable with me because i was new to a public chatroom

by jjwhite0222 June 20, 2014

dong sniffer

a dong sniffer is a neat freak gay man who sniffs a cock before giving a blowjob. This isn't unlike a straight guy who fingers a girl and smells the result before going down on her.

I can't believe that dong sniffer smelled my dick! I shower everyday!

by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010

anus sniffer

Someone who likes to smell assholes, especially dirty ones.

Oh my, she is an anus sniffer...she sniffed my anus and licked it ...

by AmitChak June 29, 2016