snailmail

A popular phrase on the Internet for mail services provided by the U.S. Postal Service and similar agencies in other countries. The term has its origins in the fact that regular postal mail is slow compared with e-mail.

I would prefer the picture per e-mail, but if you have no scanner, send me a snailmail.

by Igor November 25, 2003

oregon snail trail

This happens when a girl rides a guy until he comes, and then slides off over his face.

Her oregon snail trail glisted on his nose in the light of dawn.

by muffinstuff April 27, 2006

snail stamp

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Dude! My girlfriend knifed me in BF3 the other day and then snail stamped me.

by gongadan January 1, 2012

snealy

Adaptation of the work sneaky, the art of sneaking away from work to go on a gambling mission.

"Want to go for a lunchtime snealy today weng weng?"

by Weng weng November 19, 2007

SnailMilk

A rare, fine milk squeezed from exotic snails. Once drank, can increase life expectancy by 5 years.

Ian: "That snailmilk was milkilicious! I even got a boner!"

Andy: "No, that boner was from the handjob I just gave you"

by snails4ever November 5, 2008

Snealthy

To be drunk to the point that you think you're stealthy but, in actuality, falling all over the place.

Neil thought he could sneak up and scare Jennie, but he was so snealthy he tripped on the rug and split his lip instead.

by FatBabyLeg January 14, 2012

snailhead

When your cat sleeps with its head facedown on your bed(the ears are the antennae).

"aw,pepper's doing a snailhead again."

by cherubicnerd August 1, 2012