Seattle Mariners

The Cleveland Browns of baseball.

When was the last time the Seattle Mariners made the playoffs, you ask? 2001: the year they won 116 games, a MLB record, and still didn't even make it to the World Series. Even the Browns have been more successful.

by thisistheyear June 9, 2018

Seattle

The largest city in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States. Although many people who have never been to the city claim that there's nothing there but coffee, rain, and computers needs to wake up and go there. It is a beautiful, relatively safe, green city, with plenty of great choices for restaurants, very friendly and polite people, different kinds of beaches around to go dipping in during the summer, and a very casual tone. As for the weather, it is rainy and a little cool, but not cold, in the winter. However, the summers are comfortably warm, sunny, and dry; arguably the best kind of summer you could ask for. And yes, we do care about the environment, but why is that such a bad thing anyway?

The only problem is traffic, and lack of a good public transportation system, but hey, we have feet for a reason.

Bottom line is, Seattle may not be as well-known as New York City, but it's worth a visit if you don't already live here.

Dude #1: Hey, where are you going this summer?
Dude #2: Uh, I don't know, where do you recommend?
Dude #1: You should go to Seattle, it's a great city.
Dude #2: But I thought it always rained there, and that everyone was just a coffee addicted computer geek...?
Dude #1: It ain't so, man, go in July, you'll love it.
Dude #2: Aight.

by Froggypants March 2, 2007

Seattle SockJob

You tie your lady up and after taking a laxative you shit in a sock and beat her with it.

by tennrattler February 27, 2003

Seattle Mariners

My favorite team in the MLB. Yet they are by far the stupidest. They have had the greats of baseball. Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Alvin Davis, John Olerud, Bret Boone, Harold Reynolds, Jim Presley, Mike Blowers, Dan Wilson, Edgar Martinez, Carlos Guillen, Jay Buhner, Julio Cruz, Mark Langston, Gaylord Perry, Jamie Moyer, Floyd Bannister, Kaz Sazaki, Bill Caudill, Mike Schooler, and Edwin Nunez. All of these players were all greats of their time, but could never put together a championship run. This '08 season was supposed to be great with a possible run at a championship but at the all star break, the mariners are 21 games below .500. Great team to root for if you are from the northwest, because there are no other teams around. But if you are from anywhere else in the US, you want nothing to do with the mariners.

1-Who's your favorite team?
2-Probably the Seattle Mariners.
3-The Mariners? Wow, you must be from the NW.
1-Oh ya i know. I need a new team.
2-Didn't the Mariners just release Richie Sexson and are talking about trading Ichiro?
1-I have no comment to that.
3-Of course you don't.

by LnknPrk.FFghtrs August 11, 2008

snittle

When you laugh so hard snot sprays out of your nose.

omg he is so funny I just snittled.

by queen_urban June 1, 2015

shattle

the pronunciation of "Seattle" by anyone of Asian descent, especialy Filipino

"I just got back from shattle"
"What the hell are you talking about? You shat your pants?"
"No, shattle. In Washington."
"Oh, Seattle. Why don't you learn how to speak you dumb bastard"

by timyahtim March 28, 2009

seattle prep

the greatest failure of the jesuits

"seattle prep is the worst"
"yeah ikr, puck frep"

by a_local_brave March 4, 2019