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The Snapping Turtle

Part of the Penis Showing Game.

When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.
Hey, babe. Wanna see the snapping turtle?
by Mr.DrewPeacock June 14, 2009
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snappening

Bringing balance to the universe, as all things should be.

Greatest event on Reddit r/thanosdidnothingwrong where half of the users got banned, bringing balance to the subreddit as all thing should.
by T3chie July 10, 2018
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snappy casual

Person 1: "Hey, the leader appreciation dinner is snappy casual right?"
Cat: "Yes, that means jorts!"
by jortsarethemove April 25, 2019
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pissball snaps

ginger snaps or any type of cookie or cracker that tastes like total crap because of being stale or soaked in an unkown fluid
" Wow, those pissball snaps are disgusting but I can't stop eating them"

" My friend dipped my crackers in piss and turned then into pissball snaps"
by Sampson3436 August 20, 2011
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Binge Snapping

Holding off on Snapchatting someone (perhaps to lower your best friend status) until the urge has magnified which results in an onslaught of unsaid banter in the form of pics and vids.
Girl 1: I haven't Snapchatted Austin in so long for fear his girlfriend was gonna see me
on his best friends list!

Girl 2: Uh oh girl, if its real you're just gonna end up binge snapping him.
by That Dude from the Tent October 14, 2013
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Clapp Snapp

When you record your face and audio while having explosive pooping and send it to your friends
I can't wait to Clapp Snapp my friends after I finish this coffee.
by papapa patrick July 5, 2015
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shaft snapper

When you have a hard-on and you accidentally contort your penis in a way that causes discomfort or pain.
Friend 1: Dude, I had the biggest boner yesterday after school and when I climbed over a fence to take a shortcut to my house, my dick felt like it broke in half.

Friend 2: Bro, sounds like a total shaft snapper.
by MattyK717 January 7, 2016
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