snail chug

One who after having anal sex with a man feeds the cum out of the condom into the other mans mouth

tom totally got fucked in the ass and then snail chugged that shit

by jayson087 May 17, 2008

Snail Smile

Where you wipe around a girls mouth after ejaculating to leave a snail-like trail in the form of a smile.

"She must have been happy last night, she got a snail smile and she hasn't said a word since."

by Brennan Lawds February 13, 2009

snail's asshole

when something's really hard to find

from Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: Sorry I'm late.
Demetri: Nah, it's alright this place is a snail's asshole.

by num421337 April 2, 2010

Snail Clown

This is a derogatory term usually referring to individuals who are ; dumb, lame, slow, fat, slimey, gay, jewish, black, ugly, goonish, grimey, smelly, scrawny, weak, and just down right uncool.

This term is also synonymous with the term dehoff

Guy 1: "dude that snail clown's trying to piss me off again"
Guy 2: " oh you talkin about ole dehoff.. yeah dude that's all he does is piss people off.
Guy 1: " yeah he's a snail clown to the death

by Rambo The Boss August 10, 2010

snail tracker

A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.

"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do so missionary?"

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

snail jail

where you go when you fuck up

"You're going to Snail Jail, buckaroo."

by mailksnail October 9, 2016