Shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read when you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joe D. July 23, 2005

Smite

A game for people with gigantic cocks the size of your da’s femur and and loads of bitches also if you are a ullr or Loki main you are very good and a cerified GOD however playing someone like Nox or Isis is one of the surefire ways to prove your a virgin

Come play smite with me

by God of pseudonym October 29, 2018

shiterature

Literature placed in a bathroom for a shitter's reading enjoyment.

"I saw you had a couple of Playboys for shiterature in you bathroom. Just so you know, wacking off on the crapper is a capital offense."

"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."

by -=JDP=- May 11, 2008

ShiteRider

The re-incarnation of david hassellhoff on the television show "night rider" only he is now a big old lump of shite that drives a black talking car.

"dude, I totally shat my pants while watching shiterider."

"shiterider episodes are filmed in my diapers."

by Vike Me September 11, 2011

smitheryn

A weasel-ish type of man who eats used napkins and steals baby's hats. Pretty much a crim baba.

Tom "Hey where did my dirty socks go?"
Reginald "That little Smitheryn is probably cuddling with them like a crim baba."
Tom "Indubitably."

by TurkeyMcDonald February 1, 2014

Smiteing

To take multiple penises in one's rectum

Darren is smiteing because he is a homosexual and loves it

by CouvaLord May 22, 2016

Smitheram

A lover of all things gay. Pegging is one of their favourite pass times, alongside incest and anal fisting.

I hear Taylor's a smitheram! Fucking gross right?

by CuckMe March 15, 2018