Simp Girl Hours

When you're a girl simping over a boy who broke up with you because he lost feelings for you but all you wanted to do was spoil and love him but now you cant do that. You're probably crying over him at 3 in the morning and hugging his hoodie that still smells like him. You realize you're gonna be alone forever because all the dudes you ever liked never liked you back.

She knew Simp Girl Hours were coming soon after she got rejected by the 2 dude that month.

by wow_its_late April 29, 2020

Simp

A term usually thrown around randomly now, a simp is someone who will do nice things for his crush in order to win her affection. Simps can go as far as donating tons of money to a girl, or bashing others/themselves. They typically do not get the girl.

Correct usage:
John: I just bought Janet a new watch, hopefully she’ll finally like me.
Brad: Dude, quit being such a simp.

Incorrect Usage:
Cole: Stacy and I are going out today.
Alex: Simp!

by gerardington March 27, 2020

simp pool

Simp pools are heal pools, but for simps

BadBoyHalo always buys a simp pool with his diamonds

by GodzillaDaGamer June 3, 2020

simp

Suckers idolising mediocre pussy

Dude that guy is simping for poki.

by GoodGuyEntity October 10, 2020

No Simp September

The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.

Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.

by The Wae September 2, 2020

Simpcel

iDubbz

A : Bro do you remember that incel who used to slutshame women, he now has a girlfriend who sells nudes online. What a simp.
B : I know right, that's what we call a simpcel.

by Othmannnnnnne June 27, 2020

gay simp

A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.

you are a gay simp

by thecheetoman March 15, 2020