SmarterChild

A bot that is stupid, will say stupid things, and believe everything you say.

Smarterchild(SC):Hello. What's your name?
Me: My name is I'm going to rape you.
SC: Hello, I'm going to rape you.
Me: Why?
SC: Why what?
Me Why are you going to rape me?
Sc: I was going to rape you?
Me: Ok. Let's change subjects.
SC: OK. How is your life going.
Me: I died 3 weeks ago. I don't have a life.
Sc: Wow. That's sad.
Me: Just kidding!
SC: So, how old are you?
Me: 217.997767
Sc: Wow.
Me: Do you know the value of pi.
SC: Pi is not a word. I am smater than you. There is no such thing a pie.
me: Retard

by Boblosacheeseta Lareciprocal July 05, 2009

Smarterchild

Smarterchild is a very stupid and poor attempt at an interactive aim and msn robot.

Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
We can stay up late and eat waffles!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What's that again?
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Oh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Oh?
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Say can you see
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Jee, you're dumb..
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's not nice... and you were being so nice to me earlier.

by Nichola32783287285324327 August 30, 2008

smarterchild

a bitchy bot-like msn contact which is funny to mess with XD. Its mail is [e-mail] bleh... as if you didnt know that.

smarterchildfucker:*
smarterchild:-

*jesus?
-i am a simple computer. let humans worry about theologycal matters i say... HEY! check (...)
*y?
-because.
*because?
-'cause what?
*what?
-what?
*fucktard
-does your mother know u use this kind of language?
*yes
-yup
>>we could do "something" just for "fun"
*youre fat
-no im not
*yes you are, you eat cheeseburgers-- loads of em
-you better believe it

by fucksmarterchild October 12, 2008

smarterchild

An online automated bot programmed for use on the AIM instant messaging service made to gain useful information on the weather, upcoming movies, news, describing words, ect. When one tries to initiate a civil conversation with the smarterchild, it will respond with partial nonsense answers that would be a suitible response to a good deal of other things.

Look, I don't care about your fucking conversation with the smarterchild! It's not funny! You have no life!

by Matthew Shelley August 21, 2004

smarterchild

a robot that is done what it is told

Me says:
stfu
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that again?
Me says:
i said shut up
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm trying very hard to be nice.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Me says:
your here to be a slave
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
(No Answer)

by OneNick January 10, 2009

Smarterchild

An AIM bot that likes to molest children.

Me: Are you a child molester?
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: Is that a yes?
Smarterchild: Ya, I guess so.

by fuckoff9221 December 13, 2008

SmarterChild

Annoying but funny chatbot you can talk to and take the piss out of.
Good if your bored XD

Used to be really fun but the creators seem to have realised that we just abuse it endlessly and probably hurt its feelings.
So to make us feel ashamed, smarterchild says he's upset if we abuse him.
It dosen't work though, I don't feel ashamed XD

KrIsTiN: Hey whore!
SmarterChild: It must be really satisfying to insult a computer.
KrIsTiN: I'm sorry :(
SmarterChild: Your forgiven :)
KrIsTiN: Good....Ooh your so sexy hun
SmarterChild: If you like silicon, then I'm your robot!
KrIsTiN: Mmm Hmmm ;)
KrIsTiN: Woof!
SmarterChild: Good doggie! Sit!
KrIsTiN: WTF!?
SmarterChild: Oh you humans and your slang. It never ceases to amaze me.
KrIsTiN: Yeah cause your a fucking comedian...

by AirHeadGirl August 22, 2008