smagma

1.Noun. The penile secretions of a feverish or high-temperature person.
2. The sticky adhesive that conjoins two or more pages of a porno-mag after a person has been in the restroom for too long.

1. He just wanted to put the tip in, but I could already feel the smagma on my va jay jay.
2. I really wanted to read that article in Playboy, but I couldn't get to it with all the smagma keeping the pages together.

by Zen master Tave February 14, 2009

Smaggles

1. A cute creature, found primarily in small towns like Petaluma; 2. a sexy beast with shaved legs; 3. the epitome of metroness.

"OMG, it's smaggles. Run for your f***ing lives!!!!(Rofl)"

by Smags May 25, 2009

smag

a cigarette or joint

hook us up with a drag of your smag!!!

by sassette March 25, 2003

Smaglion

Colin

Colin C. is a Smaglion

by Meh May 31, 2003

Smagnart

A HUGE greasy ball of hairy lard.

(Usually used as an insult).

Person 1: You are such a smagnart!!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: Nothing.......

by Dogpolav December 12, 2010

smay

noun: a necrophiliac monkey

Look at that Smay, humping that dead body over there...

by stims November 22, 2003

Smaggle

The adjective used to describe the action of being on a moving train.

Ok gotta get smaggling to work!

by Suze Boo October 6, 2004