sludge-slinger

when your boyfriend cums on your stomach and it shoots in your hair and eyes! not a pleasant experience

"Murph, Brian just totally sludge slinged in my eye, and it really burns!!!" Jesse says, "I hate a sludge-slinger!"

by Katie, Beth, and Jess June 1, 2006

Sludgepuss

Sludgepuss (noun): a female with a less than reputable character that sleeps with any male that expresses a desire to fornicate with her and gets a foul odor in her vagina from the amount of semen she has not washed out of her causing a sludge-like consistency in her vaginal orfice.

Damn dude, I slept with Ashley last night but the smell of sludgepuss was so pungent I had to hold my nose.

by BerlinCrusher May 13, 2013

Sludge Guns

Commonly called bingo wings or upper arm fat, Sludge guns are when the area on a woman's upper arm between the elbow and shoulder are fat or chunky.
Even thin women can be inflicted Sludge guns.

When I'm at the beach I get sick and dizzy feeling because of all the sludge guns.

I went to bingo with my aunt last night...It was sludge gun mania!

by ThirstingForMen September 17, 2015

Sludgebro

An adult male, 40 years or older, residing in the Greenpoint neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York, whose sartorial aesthetic suggests an interest in “heavy” music, while his personal presentation and hygiene demonstrate a lack of youth, health, or lucidity that would allow him to take part in more athletic forms of heavy metal (thrash metal or hardcore punk, for instance).

Sludgebros are often observed slowly plodding up Manhattan Avenue in an addled daze, imagining hypothetical scenarios in which they could bed the frontwoman from Kylesa, and reminiscing on the mid-oughts when their musical niche reached peak relevance to residents of adjacent Brooklyn neighborhoods. Discerning music fans note that sludgebros are most often seen wearing black metal band t-shirts, though their actual music tastes revolve around what are essentially stoner-blues jam bands (black metal music is generally too fast for sludgebros to be able to follow without getting lost in the rhythmic patterns). Despite their uniform appearance, sludgebros follow no unified moral or political code other than staunch opposition to their parents’ hopes and dreams.

Look at this fucking sludgebro.
A sludgebro at Pencil Factory didn’t like that I was sitting next to him, so he started grilling me from behind his matted, greying locks and murmuring some whiney bullshit.

by Big Friggin’ Al August 15, 2019

Sludge hole

A foul odered wet mixture of cum curds, blood, sweat, pubic hair and dirt inside and around the outskirts of a womans vagina. Similar to the appearance of a "blue waffle".

Yo bitch you better put some vinegar up in that nasty ass sludge hole of yours, I've been getting complaints that it smells like dead fish and I'm losing money! Or you can say... Hey baby you going to let me get a taste of that sludge hole tonight or are you going to keep teasing me.?

by mischief1 October 17, 2020

Sludgebrain

An emotionally-stunted kind of person, the type to exclusively respond to everything with "wholesome", "valid", "oof", "mood", or "poggers" and nothing else, as if his or her brain has rotted into sludge. Sludgebrains are typically only found on the internet, and are extremely rare in the real world. A typical sludgebrain will usually have pronouns in his or her bio and a religious obsession with Animal Crossing or some shit.

Instagram is one of the internet's largest Sludgebrain colonies.

by Some fuckwit somewhere November 28, 2020

Sludgemuncher

A connoisseur of liquified meals; someone who eats soup out of a friend's arse.

Steve: What are you, some kind of sludgemuncher?!
Terry: Yes, actually.

Steve: Oh...

Terry: You can't go wrong with a bit of leek and chicken, Steven.

by Mr B. Johnson April 8, 2021