sploser

A common name used for people that are both spastic and a loser. Usually refered to people called Steff.

Person: So did you hear that Steff is really amazingly talented.
Other Person: Who's Steff?
Person: The sploser...
Other person: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Shakespeare, word creator August 5, 2010

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slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)

"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"

by Mark28392 September 4, 2012

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slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

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S.L.O.G.E.R stands for shoppers, lovers, otakus, gamers, entrepreneurs, and randoms. It means that you don't care what people think or say about your life style your going to still be you.

Being classified as all a few or one of these letters can make you a part of the sloger community/life stlye.

All she does is game and shop, I think she's a part of the sloger life!

by missbobsdc June 18, 2014

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Slobert

An individual whose behavior defies logic and repulses even the filthiest swine. It is often cautioned that proximity to a Slobert may cause an individual to lose IQ points and forget basic hygiene.

Student 1: "Did you just see Slobert try to buy weed with an assorted combination of belly-button lint, protein powder, and Spanish pesos?"

Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."

by Really Good Joke March 7, 2014

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