Psychic Sausage

The Psychic penis that is sent from your mind when you mentally penetrate your victim/partner.

Person 1: Did you just slip me a Psychic Sausage?
Person 2: Just enjoy the ride dear

by thejagerage January 10, 2011

Tako-san Sausage

A sausage that has been cut to resemble an octopus. Considered to be a cute addition in a Japanese school lunch.

My mom made me Tako-san sausage for lunch today!

by Xantex December 25, 2008

Smoked Sausage

A condition that occurs when an aroused male spoons with a female, and rather than voicing her displeasure verbally she proceeds to fart on the males engorged member as it rests between the cheeks of her ass. The Smoked Sausage usually serves as the final negative rebuttal to an unwanted sexual advance.

Ben's Smoked Sausage stands as the definitive proposition refusal. Never again will he place his engorged cock between the ass cheeks of a peacefully sleeping co-ed

by teh collective January 13, 2010

Mexican Sausage

The act of performing anal sex using only hot sauce as a lubricant.

Give that bitch a double serving of Mexican Sausage with her eggs,she won't know what hit her.

by The Breakfast of Champions August 17, 2011

wtf sausage

wtf sausage is a variation of the term WTF (What the F***). It is used to describe an act by someone that is uncomprehensible and or plain retarded.

"Would you like some cheese with that WTF Sausage?"

TwiztedTony from photochopz.com brought the WTF sausage to that thread.

by bc_2005-1 April 24, 2008

sausage party

A party, where girls are outnumbered by guys (by far). So basically, a fuckin boring party where theres no possibility of gettin layed, and where the guys are gettin mad drunk to forget about it.

Bob:"Hey how was it at that party last night?"
Johnnay:"Fuckin weak, no bitches... a fuckin sausage party!"

by Johnnay April 29, 2003

sausage song

1st version 'White Girl' version:
" Everybody say sausage keep it going
Eggs, Bacon, Grits, SAUSAGE
Ima' skinny bitch but i still take the SAUSAGE
I gotta fat ass but i still take the SAUSAGE
I gotta flat ass but i still take the SAUSAGE
Wake up in the morning and i eat that SAUSAGE
Ima' red head but i still take the SAUSAGE
Ima' gay nigga but i still take SAUSAGE
White girl swag and ima' take your man SAUSAGE
Uhhhhhmmmhhmm SAUSAGE
White and im thick but you know i take the SAUSAGE
Yea i read books but they all about SAUSAGE
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUSAGE
I like girls can i still take the SAUSAGE"

2nd version:
"Everybody say sausage to keep that shit goin'!
Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE!
Tell that bitch I wanna fuck her SAUSAGE!
She want my grits and my eggs and my SAUSAGE!
Put some fuckin' syrup on my goddamn SAUSAGE!
Give me that bitch, I know you wanna lick my SAUSAGE!
Walk in the hotel room, you see my SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!
Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE!
Tell that bitch to come lick on my SAUSAGE!
I got your bitch and she wanna get my SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!"

Hey i bet you cant rap the sausage song as fast as i can!
Bet!

by kindabaee August 30, 2015