santa claus

1. A fake Christmas from the north pole who make toys for good boys and girls with his elves and wife.
2. A Turkish man named St. Nicholas who made little trinkets for poverty-stricken children and put the toys in the shoes they left on their doorsteps.
3. A lie parents tell their children so they don't cause trouble all year but'll never go to the 'jects.
4. The guy at the mall and the kids take a picture with some desperate fat guy who probably is a drunk who abuses his wife and hates kids.

1. "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
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3. Timmy, if you're good and quiet Santa Claus will get you that bike you want...and I can fuck Uncle Nick all year without you telling this time.
4. Ho!Ho!Ho...later...Fuckin' brats (chugs) this soup is cold bitch! (slaps wife).

by MayaEA April 26, 2006

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Santa Claus Syndrome

Being brought up to believe in a religion by parents/family as a young child, the same way they teach you to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. The child is too naive to have personal opinions at such a young age and believes what they are told. This can wear off with age (like with Santa Claus, etc.) but usually sticks as religion is too controversial to be brought up as ‘not true’ in society.

No offense, but do you suffer from Santa Claus Syndrome?

by watzit April 12, 2011

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Santa claused

When a Male/Female Finger another woman or beats off a man and gets skeeted on their hand. They then apply skeet to partners chin and/or cheeks. Usually done when not wanting to see this person again.

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Stephanie Cumbed on my hand so I santa claused her and she never did it again.

by Kyle Derosiers January 27, 2007

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santa claus weed

weed that comes from your parents

I was snooping around looking for hidden christmas presents one year, and it turned out the christmas presents were hidden in the same place as my parents' stash. thanks mom and dad. I mean... Santa.
Thank you for this gift of santa claus weed

by al the yak February 26, 2009

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santa claus

A jolly old man who lives at the north pole with his wife and thousands of elves. He flies around the world on Christmas Eve delivering presents to good little girls and boys, but only when they're fast asleep. He also delivers presents to children on their birthdays, but only if they're on his VIP list.

Santa claus gave me a super ultra laser beam gun for my sixth birthday.

by Bokuwa March 26, 2010

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