saddle masher

A wonderfully hilarious name for one’s asshole. Synonyms: butthole, farter, turd cutter, dumper and cornhole.

Damn Bertram, Ethel was looking so hot last night, I would have crammed it in her saddle masher

by JBCB December 10, 2022

Saddle Brook Police Department

A building with a bunch of people who don't do anything, if you're rude they'll give you a job making the residents of the town upset.

If you drive like a maniacs by them they will praise you

The saddle brook police department is a joke

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

paper saddle

The protective layer of toilet paper you encircle the toilet seat in any unsavory bogs

males saddles: have an additional layer at the front that protects old john boy from making any contact with the rim

make sure you use a paper saddle those toilets are shitsville !

by chopmiester December 5, 2006

Panty Saddle

A maxi pad, especially one with wings.

If you're going to the store, would you pick me up some panty saddles?

by spastastic March 23, 2011

Rag Saddle

Describes a sanitary towel.

She is currently riding the rag saddle. - She is on her period.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner September 6, 2013

back saddle

When a male has his dick in a girl while she is on top of him and giving someone else a blowjob (usally used during a threesome).

This girl was doing a back saddle last night.

by May is bae April 4, 2017

Beef Saddle

The cooler, less mainstream incarnation of the bass guitar.

I like my beef saddle rare to medium-rare. The thicker and juicier the better. Really get up in there. Don't be afraid! Really just man handle that f*ckin' thing, ya know!? COME ON NAHW! SLAPPA DA BEEEEEF SADDLE, MOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!

by Dr. Hoppelgangerstein May 31, 2018