skip weasel

big girls who send naked pictures.

Hey look at that big skip weasel!

by g's of oc. August 18, 2010

Skip school

Hey everyone we should all skip school on November 29th 2019

Skip school today

by Just read November 21, 2019

Skip Chicks

The alter ego of your "afraid to commit" friend, who you have never seen with a woman.

Huey: Hey man, there's a fine looking lady over there that seems to be giving you the come hither look.
Dewey: I'm not sure about that, she seems out of my league.
Huey: Dude, I'm gong to start calling you by your other name, Skip Chicks.

by Jayophonic July 21, 2011

Chinese Skip

(V.) Meaning to skip ahead in the line, then go behind the person that let you skip.

Person 1: Hey man, I'm late to lunch can I Chinese skip you?

Person 2: Yeah, sure. Just remember to get behind me. :O

by Buddy Weiser March 28, 2011

record skip

when you see a girl, and you think she's hot from behind, then she turns around and looks like a dog, that's a record skip.

There was a record skip when that ugly bitch turned around

by jake jordanson May 28, 2006

skip sister

The step sister of your half sibling, OR the half sister of your step sibling.

MIKE: Okay, Honey, this is my skip sister Elaine.

HONEY: I think I am pretty good at this now! Elaine is the half sister of your step sister Sharon, right?

MIKE: Right!

by Shelly Bozdog June 30, 2006

Skip to K

To leave, to exit, to bail. As in "Let's skip to K and get the hell out of here."

From a joke about naming the various vitamins by stand-up comic Demitri Martin. As if you had misjudged and now need to shamefacedly bail out on your pathetic attempt.

Okay, well... actually, this party is way awkie. Let's just skip to K, okay?

by EricaSuzanne March 24, 2009