skid marks

The lines of poop that are left on the toilet after one flushes and are very hard to clean out.

"Dude, this guy took the biggest crap so I flushed the toilet and their were skid marks left behind!"
"Nasty, dude!"

by rangerstilidie1872 December 5, 2013

skid-slit

When the male tally-wacker is pulled out of the ass and plunged into the flange with great vigor(by accident).

I was banging that hoe like a wild thing till I skid-slit her, fuck it man!

by Jason Mudcock October 22, 2003

Frog Skid

The result of running over the remains of a frog that the car in front has just run over

Driver "Damn I just ran over some Frog Skid"
Passenger "Well I aint cleaning that off the tyres"

by dirtydom April 10, 2010

skid face

what you look like when you are drunk enough to tumble forward and skid your face.

Man, you had your skid face on last night, you were so fucked up!

by faboomal September 24, 2008

meat skid

When a man attempts to have sex, but fails to because he is unable to ejaculate. Usually happens because the man has recently masturbated.

Not knowing he'd get lucky at the upcoming party, Ned masturbated a half-hour before. He ended up suffering a quite embarrassing meat skid.

by Reppin' Latvia September 24, 2009

cock skid

When you are banging some bitch from behind and your cock slips out and skids against some nonvaginal part.

Dude I was just hitting that ass and I got carried away and cock skidded her ass.

by Estes September 25, 2011

Skid Herding

The art of getting an army of skids behind you. To get a group of skids to act as one in your favor.

Root was in the act of skid herding when he realized he had made a fatal mistake... The skids had started to follow his every action in picking up all the hookers to try and "bio hack them".

by Fox with no fur November 6, 2018