Simpette

A female who simps and or is chasing you and trying to sleep with you

her: hey Wanna Fuck
Me: nah im not bustin for you i have priorities you Simpette

by Simp-ette February 15, 2021

simple feel

a person BEING a female's "braw" , ie: "copping a feel" the glorious tactile shape of the gland/s under the hands pouring gasoline on an otherwise extremely "'flammable' circumstance

the simple glory of this as opposed to the much more challenging (and fraught with bullshit)

'envelopment' of the 'shot'

all he wanted was a simple feel, he didn't even care about "pumping shot" !!

he could think of NOTHING more desirable than a simple feel !

hail ! , the simple feel (job) "just ask the blind man! , he 'saw' it ALL !! "

by michael foolsley December 23, 2021

Simper

What happens when juices are on a pan. The juice often simpers.

"I cooked roast beef yesterday...my whole body was filled with the juices gentle simpering."
"don't you mean simmering"
"no"

by alt-Shiga February 4, 2022

EXTRA SIMPLE

A stupid plug channel that literally screen records and follows everything that Flightreacts and SoLLUMINATI do on a consistent basis and yet still can't obtain 100,000 subscribers on youtubers because they are such meat riders. Also he stalks flightreacts in gta 5 and 2k20.

FLIGHTREACTS ~ YO THAT'S EXTRASIMPLE WE GOTTA PLAY HIM GUYS

SoLLUMINATI ~ EXTRA SIMPLE YOU BETTER SHOW YOUR FACE NEXT VIDEO OR IM STRIKING YOUR CHANNEL DOWN

YourRAGE ~ EXTRA SIMPLE DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO REMOVE THIS FROM YOUR VIDEO

by RUNMYFADESENSEI November 26, 2019

Delusional simper

A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.

Walle is calling Benne out for simping when he is innocent and Walle is in fact simping 24/7. Walle is being a delusional simper.

by Svennebanana February 16, 2021

I Love You, Simple As

A term used to describe your love for a certain someone. Simple as, meaning that's all there is to it, his/her love for him/her.

Daniella: 'James, it's over'
James; 'But, Daniella, I love you, simple as.'
Daniella: 'I'm sorry, it's over.' (MSN Chat)
James: 'But I love you, simple as!'

by Nisa Taj December 18, 2011

simple pimple

Something that is really easy to do

" that girl is a slut, shes simple pimple"

by Greg Clarke May 1, 2005