Dead Silence

The perk you use when your trying to masturbate and your parents are in the room next to you

Family reunion no problem I have dead silence on

by CoonCommander April 12, 2019

The Man's Silence

The man's silence. It's an expression that stands for the silence in which one or several bros are watching a girl's ass silently for several seconds, which ends when one of them says "nice" or looks at another and communicate their feelings through telepathy.

Dude 1 and Dude 2 are staring at a girls ass
Dude 1: Nice
Dude 2: aww, you broke The Man's silence!

by Smöl March 3, 2020

digital silence

When you loose your data connection and your streaming music or movie stops playing.

The damn movie stopped right during the good part. Shut up and enjoy the digital silence for a little while.

by Trader J November 4, 2020

fish silence

a silence added in to a skit or scene for comical purposes.

it comes from the silence of a dead fish. it may be silent, but there's something about a dead fish that's pretty fucking funny.

Cartman: I know it was just a dream, I know I didn't have an anal probe, and I know that I am no under alien control!
*ZAAP*
Cartman: I LOVE TO SING-A, ABOUT THE MOON-A AND THE JUNE-A AND THE SPRING-A, I LOVE TO SING-A
*ZAP*
....fish silence....

by mediakid2010 February 5, 2010

Hiroshima silencer

When you have to take a nuclear shit so you flush the toilet to cover the sound of the explosion.

“I really needed to go, but i was a fraid of the noise. So I used the hiroshima silencer tactic

by Peepeeharder March 14, 2019

Man Silence

Man silence is what we call a pause amongst men. It’s not awkward. It’s a mutual agreement among men that sitting in silence with each other is not only acceptable, but encouraged. The silence is usually broken by someone oblivious to the Man Silence happening around them. Only once all men in the group recognize the silence together by giving each other slow nods of approval can the Man Silence be officially broken by one man stating “Man Silence”. Conversation then resumes as normal.

The group sat in Man Silence after returning from a long, exhausting fitness swimming class.

After a prolonged discussion on the weather, they sat in Man Silence until their wives returned from the shoe store.

by _zachytacky_ February 5, 2019

Contemporary Silence

Its a type of silence that requires complete and absolute quiet. Also means awkward silence.

Tommy often has contemporary silence with Dana.

by Erik Sanchez April 3, 2009